10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
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10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
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10. Ear Dryer10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
This thing blows a regulated flow of warm air into the ear canal. Just stick this thing into your ear for 80 seconds and you’re good to go.

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9. Lighted Slippers10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
Now you can easily move around a darkened house reducing the risk of tripping over objects or running into doors, furniture or anything not easily seen in the dark.

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8. Bacon Flavor Dental Floss10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
Now you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve?
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8. Egg Cuber10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
Use this nifty egg cuber to transform a round egg into a square egg. Sturdy, clear plastic design.

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7. Tuscan Whole Milk10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
There’s a very expensive gallon of milk for some reason, so people are showing off their excellent writing skills in reviewing it. This product has been known to cause seizures, rectal sores, sleep deprivation, and random hoe-downs. I suggest picking up a gallon.

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6. Psycho Shower Curtain10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy OnlineAdd a little Hitchcockian humor to your bathroom with this “Psycho” inspired shower curtain. Get into character and pretend you’re Janet Leigh hiding out at the Bates Motel…. decide to take a quick shower… OH NO, Norman ! Totally cool.

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5. Enor 15″ Double Barrel Shot Gun Lighter10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
A lighter in the shape of a double barrel shot gun. One flame in each barrel.
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4. Uranium Ore10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
Radioactive sample of uranium ore. Useful for testing Geiger Counters. License exempt. Here are some of the reviews:

I bought this to power a home-made submarine that I use to look for prehistoric-era life forms in land-locked lakes around my home town in Alaska. At first I wasn’t sure if this item would (or could) arrive via mail, but I was glad to see it showed up with no problems. Well, almost no problems.

So seeing this on an infomercial about losing weight so I figured I’d take a shot. When I got it, I was surprised by the mass amounts of sugar in it. But losing 40 pounds in 40 minutes sounded way too good to pass up. After about 5 minutes I noticed my belly fat disappearing, but I was gaining lumps on my sides. About 20 minutes later, I realized that I was growing another pair of arms.

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3. Bacon wallet10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
Put some hip into your hip pocket with one of these whimsical wallets!

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2. Wolf Urine10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online
Use this 100 percent urine lures to create the illusion predators are present in the area you wish. Great for photographers, gardeners, hunters and wildlife enthusiasts.
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1. Bullshit Button10 Bizarre Things You Can Buy Online

  • The Bullshit Button is the brilliant new way to source out liars and fakes!
  • The Bullshit Button is a big-red-easy to use button which blurts out the TRUTH about phonies in a number of hilarious phrases!
  • The Bullshit Buttons funny phrases include: (Beep) That was bullshit! (Siren) Bullshit detected Take precautions! Bullshit level defcon 5 Oh come on now, that aint even bullshit, thats horseshit! Warning, Warning, Bullshit alert!

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